So Literal

Yesterday morning my son came running into my room and jumped on the bed and I heard the bed groan it's final breath. I told my son to stop jumping on the bed because it was on its last leg and could not handle anymore jumping. I turn around to finish getting ready and the next thing I know noah is yelling at me...I turn around to see his little body sticking out from underneath our bed. He wriggles his way out from underneath....looks at me with all seriousness and says "mom, i was just under the bed and it is not on it's last leg, it has four under there!"